You Can Try To Steal The Thunder

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I Always Wanted To Be A Snake. Every Time I Saw A Snake On Tv. I'd Always Say 'why Not Me?'

I Had One Job That Was Kind Of Cop-like. One Summer I Did Security At A Miniature Golf Course. Just Standing Out In The Sun All Day, Hey, Hey, Excuse Me Sir. Get Your Putter Out Of The Whale's Ass. Come On, This Is A Place Of Miniature Business. This Is Not A Playground Even Though It Looks Like A Playground.

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments. When You're Headed For A Breakthrough Moment, It's Kind Of Scary Because You Say, 'if I Break Through Then I Have To Make Great Change In My Life.'