You Can Try To Steal The Thunder

When You Get Hit By A Car Sometimes Your Shoes Will Fly Off, Sometimes Your Pants Will Come Off, But I Was Not Fortunate Enough To See The Pants Portion.

I Feel Like People Who Don't Brag Are Trying To Make You Jealous By Thinking They're Hiding Something More Even Exciting.

I've Lived (in La) For So Long, I Don't Even Know What Is Real And What Isn't Anymore.

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.