You Can Try To Steal The Thunder

I Have Faith In All Mankind. Well,not Faith Really, More Like Hopeful Suspicion. And Not "all" But 5 People. Mankind Meaning Computers.

You Have To Realize, When You're A Comedian, That You Have To Have A Thick Skin. And Trust Me, Being Onstage In Front Of People Is Already Difficult Enough. Somebody's Personal Attack In An Email Is Not As Hard As Getting Onstage.

Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking For A Reason To Quit. You Don't Feel A Thing When You Know You Can Still Win.

Anger Has A Way Of Seeping Into Every Other Emotion And Planting Itself In There.

What Am I Supposed To Say To An Atheist When He Sneezes, Ah, When You Die Nothing Happens.