Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

I Feel Like I Was Born And Bred To Stay Self-motivated. I'm Not One Of Those People Who Ho-hums And Feels Sorry For Himself When Something's Bad.

You Are The Director Of Your Own Life Story. Don't Cast Idiots Or People Will Walk Out During Your 2nd Act.

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments. When You're Headed For A Breakthrough Moment, It's Kind Of Scary Because You Say, 'if I Break Through Then I Have To Make Great Change In My Life.'

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.