I Have Faith In All Mankind. Well,not

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

People Know I Have A Good Time On Stage. I Love My Life. I Love My Job.

I Once Overheard The Sweetest Old Woman Behind Me On A Train Tell Her Adorable Old Husband As He Scoffed Down A Ham Sandwich She Had Brought Along, "if You Ever Yell At Me To "stop Bringing A Ham Sandwich With Me Every Where We Go" Again? Next Time I'm Bringing A Gun. And I'm Blowing Your God Damn Head Off."