The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

There Are People Who Have Never Been Taught Anything, And Know Everything, Have Never Been Anywhere, And Understand Everything, Have Never Given A Moment's Thought To Anything, And Comprehend Everything. 'blessed Hands' Is The Name Bestowed On These Fortunate Beings. The World Envies, Honours And Respects Them.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

This Is An Ugly And Mean World, And Only To Spite It We Mustn't Weep. If You Want To Know, This Is The Constant Source Of My Good Spirit, Of My Humor. Not To Cry, Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh Out Of Spite, Only To Laugh.

Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.