You Can Put Me In The Basement

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!

I Don't Need Any More Awards.

I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!