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I Get Stage Fright And Gremlins In My Head Saying: 'you're Going To Forget Your Lines'.

Do You Know That Moment When You Paint A Landscape As A Child And, When You're Maybe Under Seven Or Something, The Sky Is Just A Blue Stripe Across The Top Of The Paper? And Then There's That Somewhat Disappointing Moment When The Teacher Tells You That The Sky Actually Comes Down In Amongst All The Branches. And It's Like Life Changes At That Moment And Becomes Much More Complicated And A Little Bit More Boring, As It's Rather Tedious To Fill In The Branches.

The Point About A Great Story Is That It's Got A Beginning, A Middle And End.

I've Learned, Having Been On A Lot Of Sets, The Good News Is That By Definition You Are Surrounded By Experts. They Get Fired If They're Not - Unlike In The Theatre!

I'm Still Living The Life Where You Get Home And Open The Fridge And There's Half A Pot Of Yogurt And A Half A Can Of Flat Coca-cola.