My Idea Of A Real Treat Is

I Am Hellbent On Defying Your Expectations, At Every Turn, And Even If You Don't Like What's Being Done, I Dare You To Find It Uninteresting.

My Parents Certainly Didn't Have Anything To Do With The Theater. I'm Some Kind Of Accident.

Mellow Doesn't Describe Me. I'm Hungry Every Day.

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

I Love Perfumes. Every Morning When My Girlfriend And I Come Down To The Courtyard In Our Block Of Flats We're Assailed By The Most Delicious Scent - Jasmine Round A Doorway. It Almost Makes Me Swoon.