You Can Always Spot A Well Informed

Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia, No Matter How Public The Place, Is Far Worse Than Keeping Your Hat On As The Flag Goes By. It Is Worse Than Going Into A Catholic Church In Spain With Your Upper Arms Bare. It Is Worse Than Telling A Mother Her Baby Bores You.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.

The Only People Who Never Fail Are Those Who Never Try

That Is What Is So Marvelous About Europe; The People Long Ago Learned That Space And Beauty And Quiet Refuges In A Great City, Where Children May Play And Old People Sit In The Sun, Are Of Far More Value To The Inhabitants Than Real Estate Taxes And Contractors' Greed.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.