Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia,

Prolonged Statistics Are A Lethal Dose, Which If It Does Not Kill Will Certainly Dispel Your Audience.

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

The Only People Who Never Fail Are Those Who Never Try

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.

In Love, Gallantry Is Necessary. Even When The First Wild Desire Is Gone, Especially Then, There Is An Inherent Need For Good Manners And Consideration, For The Putting Forth Of Effort. Two Courteous And Civilized Human Beings Out Of The Loneliness Of Their Souls Owe That To Each Other.