When He Said We Were Trying To

Everything You Experience Is What Constitutes You As A Human Being, But The Experience Passes Away And The Person's Left. The Person Is The Residue.

When He Said We Were Trying To Make A Fool Of Him, I Could Only Murmur That The Creator Had Beat Us To It.

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

George Moore Unexpectedly Pinched My Behind. I Felt Rather Honored That My Behind Should Have Drawn The Attention Of The Great Master Of English Prose.

I Think It Is Every Woman's Duty To Make Herself As Attractive As Her Time And Means Permit. After All, There You Are, In Your Person- A Living Symbol Of The Progress Of Art, Science And Imagination. To Be As Attractive As We Can Be Is Almost A Civic Duty; There Are So Many Sad And Ugly Things In The World That I Think Women Should Say To Themselves Humbly, Not With Vanity, 'i Will Try To Be As Pretty As I Can, So That When People Look At Me, They Will Feel Refreshed. I Will Make An Effort To Be Easy On The Eye.'