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Keeping Your Coat On Indoors In Russia, No Matter How Public The Place, Is Far Worse Than Keeping Your Hat On As The Flag Goes By. It Is Worse Than Going Into A Catholic Church In Spain With Your Upper Arms Bare. It Is Worse Than Telling A Mother Her Baby Bores You.

Among Famous Traitors Of History One Might Mention The Weather.

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

We've Surrounded The Most Vital And Commonplace Human Function With A Vast Morass Of Taboos, Convention, Hypocrisy, And Plain Claptrap.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.