You Are The Butter To My Bread,and

Without Peanuts, It Isn't A Cocktail Party.

People Were Hysterical About Communism The Way People Today Are Hysterical About Flag Burning. I'm Really Against These People Who Try To Show That They're Great Patriots, Because They're Not Thinking, They're Just Being Hysterical.

The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

Good French Cooking Cannot Be Produced By A Zombie Cook.

It Is The Americans Who Have Managed To Crown Minced Beef As Hamburger, And To Send It Round The World So That Even The Fussy French Have Taken To Le Boeuf Hache, Le Hambourgaire.