You Are Ten Times More Likely To

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.