If You Want To Dry Hump Someone

I Have Fun Acting, And I Want To Do More Of It, And I Want To Direct My Own Movie.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

I Go The Gym And I Try To Run On The Treadmill And I Listen To Music But It Doesn't Motivate Me Enough. So I'm Going To Get A Recording Of A Pack Of Wolves Gaining On Me. People Would Be Like, 'why Is That Guy Crying On That Treadmill Over There?' 'i Don't Know, But He's Been Yelling, 'help' For Like 20 Minutes. He's Getting A Good Workout.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

You Know What's The Greatest Part Of Anything Ever In The History Of Everything? Exaggeration. No, Wait; It's Correcting Yourself. No, Better Yet, It's Making Lists.