You Always Pass Failure On The Way

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

I Hear Jerry Falwell Every Sunday Here Talking About The Devil And Hollywood. . . . I'm Gonna Write Him A Letter. Hollywood Wasn't Built On Filth And Dirt - It Was Built On Talent.

I'm 74 But I Feel Like I'm 35. And It Isn't Work. You Know What It Is? It's Fun, Absolute Fun. I Don't Know Many People Who Are Fortunate Enough To Be In A Business Like That.