You Always Pass Failure On The Way

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To Be Done

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"