The Audience And I Are Friends. They

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

I'll Never Make Another Hardy Picture . . . I'm Fed Up With These Dopey, Insipid Parts. How Long Can A Guy Play A Jerk Kid? I'm 27 Years Old. I've Been Divorced Once And Separated From My Second Wife. I Have Two Boys Of My Own. I Spent Almost Two Years In The Army. It's Time Judge Hardy Went Out And Bought Me A Double-breasted Suit.

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'