Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.