My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I Refused To Conform To An Image That A Lot Of People Thought A President's Brother Should Adopt.