Yeah, I Am A Character Actor.

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

I Come From A Very Big Family. Nine Parents.

Once You Identify Yourself As Believing Something, You Open Yourself To Ridicule.

I Am Single, I Don't Drink. It's Kind Of Hard To Get A Woman Buzzed When You Don't Drink. You'll Be Like, "yeah, I'll Have A Glass Of Water, You Want A Shot Of Jäger? You Want Eight Of 'em?"

There's Something That's Really Fun About The Challenge Of Making The Mundane Funny, Too, I Think.