Yeah, I Am A Character Actor.

Most Single Guys I Know Think Fatherhood Is Terrifying.

I Don't Want People To Think I Believe In God.

Oh Great, Socks. You Know I'm Dying For Your Sins Right? Yeah, But Thanks For The Socks! They'll Go Great With My Sandals. What Am I, German?

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.

That's My Private Business. Besides, The Perception Is That People That Believe In God Are Stupid.