Writing Is Hard - Writing Is The

My Grandfather Came Over From Puerto Rico And Raised His Kids Speaking English So That It Would Be Easier For Them To Assimilate.

It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked In A Bowling Alley.

I Can't Say I Follow Politics Extremely Closely, But I'm Definitely Aware Of What's Going On In The World.

I'm Like That Person Who Hates Going To Magic Shows - And I Love Magic, I Love Wizards - But Going To A Show Where There Is Any Possibility Of Audience Participation Is A Nightmare For Me.

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!