There's No Photo-shoot Academy. If There Was,

Make All Your Decisions Based On How Hilarious It Would Be If You Did It.

I'm Like That Person Who Hates Going To Magic Shows - And I Love Magic, I Love Wizards - But Going To A Show Where There Is Any Possibility Of Audience Participation Is A Nightmare For Me.

Louis C. K. Is One Of My All Time Favorite Standup Comedians.

There's No Photo-shoot Academy. If There Was, I'd Probably Be Kicked Out.

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.