Well, I Was Obsessed With Judy Garland

I've Always Wanted To Do All Kinds Of Roles, Dramatic Roles And Comedic Roles, All Kinds Of Roles.

I Do Have Magical Powers, I Try To Use Them For Good And Not Evil, But I Can Pretty Much Make Anyone Do Whatever I Want Them To Do, If They're Within Range.

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked In A Bowling Alley.