My Mom's Puerto Rican. That's Why I'm

I Don't Let Myself 'surf' On The Web, Or I Would Probably Drown.

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!

I'm Totally An Anxious Mess All The Time. There's A Constant Dialogue Going On In My Brain, And It's Just Reminding Me Of All The Failures That I Have Had, And All Of The Things I Need To Do, And All Of The Things I'm Not Doing Good Enough.

I'm Pretty Good At Weaseling My Way Into A Job, Even If I Have No Business Being There.

My Grandfather Came Over From Puerto Rico And Raised His Kids Speaking English So That It Would Be Easier For Them To Assimilate.