Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.