Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Zoo: An Excellent Place To Study The Habits Of Human Beings.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.