Working With Any Actor Is Like Working

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

I Don't Know What People Expect When They Meet Me. They Seem To Be Afraid That I'm Going To Piss In The Potted Palm And Slap Them On The Ass.

Nobody "becomes" A Character. You Can't Act Unless You Are Who You Are.

The Only Reason I'm In Hollywood Is That I Don't Have The Moral Courage To Refuse The Money.

If There Are Two Hundred People In A Room And One Of Them Doesn't Like Me, I've Got To Get Out.