(...the Non-conformist, How Do You Keep From

I Watched A Snail Crawl Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor. That's My Dream. That's My Nightmare. Crawling, Slithering, Along The Edge Of A Straight Razor And Surviving.

Privacy Is Not Something That I'm Merely Entitled To, It's An Absolute Prerequisite.

I Don't Know What People Expect When They Meet Me. They Seem To Be Afraid That I'm Going To Piss In The Potted Palm And Slap Them On The Ass.

Nobody "becomes" A Character. You Can't Act Unless You Are Who You Are.

I Have Decided To Tell The Story Of My Life As Best I Can, So That My Children Can Separate The Truth From The Myths That Others Have Created About Me, As Myths Are Created About Everyone Swept Up In The Turbulent And Distorting Maelstrom Of Celebrity In Our Culture.