I Have Been Tight As A Tick!

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

[to The Man Who Came Up To Her At A Party And Exclaimed Effusively, 'tallulah! I Haven't Seen You For 41 Years!':] I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

There Is Less In This Than Meets The Eye.