I Have Been Tight As A Tick!

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

I'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.

They Used To Photograph Shirley Temple Through Gauze. They Should Photograph Me Through Linoleum.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.