I've Had A Man And I've Had

For Acting, Darlings, Is The World's Most Perilous Trade. Compared With Actors, Steeple Jacks And Deep-sea Divers Lead Snug And Placid Lives.

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!