Work Is The Greatest Thing In The

There Is More Sophistication And Less Sense In New York Than Anywhere Else On The Globe.

Moralizing And Morals Are Two Entirely Different Things And Are Always Found In Entirely Different People

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.