Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

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I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.

Swimming Is Good For You, Especially If You're Drowning. Not Only Do You Get A Cardiovascular Workout But Also You Don't Die.

Say What You Want About The Deaf.