Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.