Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.