Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.