Women Give Us Solace, But If It

The Chief Trouble With Jazz Is That There Is Not Enough Of It; Some Of It We Have To Listen To Twice.

Be Kind To Dumb People.

Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.

Golf Is Not Sacred, And There Is No Use Getting So Gosh-darned Solemn About It.