Women Give Us Solace, But If It

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

[reviewing A Production Of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The Dogs Were Poorly Supported By The Cast.

Nobody Ever Looked Up And Saw A Good Shot.

The Brighter You Are, The More You Have To Learn.