I Blame Walt Disney; Well He Has

It's Not Terrible, I Guess, But If Ricky Gervais Was Half As Talented As Me, Maybe The Show Would Actually Be Funny Once In A While.

I'm Kind Of Jealous Of The Life I'm Supposedly Leading.

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The Guy Was An Awful Carpenter

Yea, I've Got A Dream Too. It Involves Time-travel And A Rifle.