I Blame Walt Disney; Well He Has

I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To Laugh

I Use The N Word Almost Daily. It Reminds Me That I'm Successful

I Really Like Just Super Dry Comedy.

I Once Looked In The Mirror At Myself And Noticed That, Without A Doubt, I Am A Sexy Man. In Fact, I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Married...it Just Wouldn't Be Fair For My Spouse To Catch Me Enjoying A Look In The Mirror More Than Having Sex With Her.

For Me, Acting In Scenes With Other People Is Like Playing Soccer With A Bunch Of Legless Five Year Olds. It's Not Really Fair To Them, But What Else Can I Do, You Know?