For Me, Acting In Scenes With Other

Put God And Me In A Cage, What Do You Think Who Will Win. God, Because I Created Him.

I Know Every Politician Spins The Truth A Little.

I Feel Really Bad For Everyone Who Died On 9/11. Not Just The People In The World Trade Center, Pentagon, Or Flight 93, But All Of The Terrorists, Too. 'garden State' Came Out In 2004. That Means None Of Them Got A Chance To See It. Let That Sink In For A Second. No Wonder They're Building A Memorial.

Look On The Bright Side; That's One Bullet That's Not Going To Hit Me.

It's Not Terrible, I Guess, But If Ricky Gervais Was Half As Talented As Me, Maybe The Show Would Actually Be Funny Once In A While.