Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I

If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

Actually, I Stopped Looking At Myself In The Mirror Years Ago. I Wasn't Making It To Work On Time.

I Actually Did Ponder Doing The Brad Pitt/angelina Jolie Thing And Get A Kid From Ethiopia. But You Know, I Already Have An Ashtray.

I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because It Never Once Mentions Me.

After All Meat Is Meat. I Don't Understand Why So Many People Are Bithing About It. It's Very Healthy And Contains Lots Of Vitamins