With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For,

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

I Believe In Joy, But I Believe In The Flip-side, Agony.

I Lose All Control After Two Drinks Of Anything

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.