I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.