Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

Death Doesn't Frighten Me; Now I Can Think Peacefully Of Ending A Long Life.

Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I Explain My Long Life.

I Took Pleasure When I Could. I Acted Clearly And Morally And Without Regret. I'm Very Lucky.