I've Been Forgotten By Our Good Lord.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And I Feel Bad, But Everything's Fine.

I'm Interested In Everthing But Passionate About Nothing.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.