I Think I Will Die Laughing.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.