Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

Bob Saget Was Known, In The Comedy Clubs In Those Days, As Extremely Funny But With Dark Humor. It Was Always An Inside Joke Among Comics, When He Got Full House, It Was, Like, Wow, Hes Playing This All-american Dad Kind Of Thing. That Was Not Bob Saget. His Comedic Style Is Definitely More Twisted, And He Has An Edgier Side Than He Showed In Full House.

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

I'm Fortunate To Know A Lot Of Incredibly Talented People, And They All Want To Be A Penguin.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, Your Act Is Like Masturbation: You're The Only One Who Enjoys It, And You Should Be Arrested For Doing It In Public.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.