Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.

It's Not What We Don't Know That Prevents Us From Succeeding; It's What We Know That Just Ain't So That Is Our Greatest Obstacle.