Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its

To Enjoy A Good Reputation, Give Publicly, And Steal Privately.

If A Man Should Happen To Reach Perfection In This World, He Would Have To Die Immediately To Enjoy Himself.

Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.