Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

There's A Great Power In Words, If You Don't Hitch Too Many Of Them Together.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.