Men Mourn For What They Have Lost;

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Prejudice Assumes The Garb Of Reason, But The Cheat Is Too Thin.