The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

And Now The Lads And Lasses, Following The Example Of The Birds, Bill And Coo Together.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

As Long As We Are Lucky We Attribute It To Our Smartness; Our Bad Luck We Give The Gods Credit For.

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.