The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not

If Mankind Were Only Just What They Pretend To Be, The Problem Of The Millennium Would Be Immediately Solved.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.