The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.