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Only A Cheap Politician, Greedy For Political Gain, Would Try To Single Out One Individual For Blame. The Fault Lies Not With The Individual But With The System, And That System Is Richard Nixon.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.