The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.