Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

All Ballplayers Want To Wind Up Their Careers With The Cubs, Giants Or Yankees. They Just Can't Help It.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?