Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

I Never Keep A Scorecard Or The Batting Averages. I Hate Statistics. What I Got To Know, I Keep In My Head.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I Ain't What I Used To Be, But Who The Hell Is?