It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.