Why Is It That They Have Bibles

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

By These Things Examine Thyself. By Whose Rules Am I Acting; In Whose Name; In Whose Strength; In Whose Glory? What Faith, Humility, Self-denial, And Love Of God And To Man Have There Been In All My Actions?

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!