Who's Happy These Days?

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

There's Such A Thing As Theater Discipline. One Player Doesn't Appropriate Another's Inventions

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

I Was Born In My Parents' Bedroom On January 16. The World Almanac Says It Was 1909. I Say It Was 1912. But What Difference Does It Make As Long As I Feel 33?